WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS.
My darling husband rented a movie for us, apparently. Something funny, something light, to go with the lovely salads we decided on. How nice ! To paraphrase Patton Oswalt, "Isn't it great when you go shopping with your girlfriend, and then you have lunch and it's tasty and then you kiss ?"
I settled onto the couch and prepared for entertainment. BUT: HE RENTED LEONARD PART 6.
I HAVE NO WORDS.
What I do have is revenge.
Okay, I have a very loose grasp on revenge. By "revenge" I mean "sudden masturbation strategy."
Maybe it's been a long day.
I settled onto the couch and prepared for entertainment. BUT: HE RENTED LEONARD PART 6.
I HAVE NO WORDS.
What I do have is revenge.
Okay, I have a very loose grasp on revenge. By "revenge" I mean "sudden masturbation strategy."
Maybe it's been a long day.