Uhhh..... okay. Gizoogle.com is going to be the death of me. If I could write fanfic like this, I'd make a million fucking dollars.
Exerpts from "Newts & Salamanders", aka. "Newts & Brothas"
Afta tha troubles n his subsequent clockin'... Severus found himself often a guest at tha Malfoy's table. … It came as a surprise whizzay Draco admitted ta a bootylicious interest in sizzuch pimpin' ta help you tap dat ass.
"Words only, Draco in tha mutha fuckin club." …There is many subsequent moments like this, though Draco is not always bleed'n in tha mutha fuckin club.
In his own memory, steeled ta blankness, tha ho-slappin' mind sees only tha simplicity of tha situation: Draco's youth, Dumbledizzles bootylicious brotha. Editorial Comment: WHAT ??!
more from "Paper Birds", aka..... "Mothafucka Birds" ?
James n his happy, R-U-Double-Dizzy family is on they way ta tha shore...
They sat in tha same ride on tha train, witout James n Gangsta Peta left a day or so early fizzle school, his mum was unwell. James was spendin' wit Evans across tha corridor, n she was pimpin' him wit an empty box of ice mice.
Sirius is com'n home wit him this year, fo` tha summa. Know what im sayin?. The whole playa ya dig? BWAH Subtext!Gizoogle is busily shipping R/S.
They went ta tha nearest ghetto n Remus tizzle him ta tha movies, which he'd bizzle ta before, but not one as funky ass he says, chill yo.
Okay, okay. I've had enough. I can't take anymore.
Whew. Moving on, I'm trying to figure out where a good place to vacation in the fall is (sort of restricting myself to the eastern half of the US, due to car issues.) I didn't get a real road-trippy vacation this summer and the petulant child-side (read: 75% of my body) wants to make it up.
Oh, second half of August. You are slow like I am slow.