Mmm. Watching Margaret Cho.
"Sex is like air. It isn't important unless you're not getting any."
"If you think gay is contagious, then you are gay."
"And especially, especially, don't fuck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an arguement with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not fuck with vegans because they will fuck you up...BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY."