Lesbian Vampire Killers
No, no, no. I do not approve of you. At all.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I don't even know where to begin. :\
LVK, your gratuitous amount of empty girl on girl kissing does not even begin to redeem how disgusted I am with you. I get why my roommate loves you so much. You're shallow, vain, and you pander to the part of her brain that sees only the eye candy that you present.
HOWEVER. I really, really wish this could have been about vampire killers who were lesbians, rather than lesbian vampires who get killed by straight men who are treated terribly by women. Any joke about the cock sword fell flat. The splooging. Damnit. FUCK YOU MOVIE. So unnecessary.
I liked the style of the movie. The way it was shot was fun and there were some interesting camera tricks.
Everything else.
I just-I don't even-Sigh.
I never want to see it again.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I don't even know where to begin. :\
LVK, your gratuitous amount of empty girl on girl kissing does not even begin to redeem how disgusted I am with you. I get why my roommate loves you so much. You're shallow, vain, and you pander to the part of her brain that sees only the eye candy that you present.
HOWEVER. I really, really wish this could have been about vampire killers who were lesbians, rather than lesbian vampires who get killed by straight men who are treated terribly by women. Any joke about the cock sword fell flat. The splooging. Damnit. FUCK YOU MOVIE. So unnecessary.
I liked the style of the movie. The way it was shot was fun and there were some interesting camera tricks.
Everything else.
I just-I don't even-Sigh.
I never want to see it again.