the fridge
I was looking through the fridge at work, out of morbid curiosity I guess. It's pretty gross. There are foods in there that have probably been around since the Revolutionary War.
Actually, I found a ham sandwich that belonged to Martha Washington. It was wrapped in butcher paper, and carried a note saying,
"George,
The next time you feel like galavanting across a river in the dead of winter... don't. I don't care WHAT happens to our country. You may have fun playing slalom with the icebergs, but you'll catch your death of cold, and THEN where will we be? One more stunt like that Mr. Washington and the Deleware won't be the only thing that's frigid around here, and you know what that means.
In the meantime, enjoy your sandwich.
Love,
M"
Weird, huh?
Actually, I found a ham sandwich that belonged to Martha Washington. It was wrapped in butcher paper, and carried a note saying,
"George,
The next time you feel like galavanting across a river in the dead of winter... don't. I don't care WHAT happens to our country. You may have fun playing slalom with the icebergs, but you'll catch your death of cold, and THEN where will we be? One more stunt like that Mr. Washington and the Deleware won't be the only thing that's frigid around here, and you know what that means.
In the meantime, enjoy your sandwich.
Love,
M"
Weird, huh?