blow thy cinematic wad
so the last few movies i looked at (AGES ago) were Jumper, The Mist & Cloverfield?
Well, I've seens me a few since then but damned if i'm gonna waste valuable catch up time on movies that have been reviewed a thousand times since then
So I present you with the filtered down, readers digested, non spoilery, 5 words or less reviews of the following:
RAMBO:
Faster Johnnycat, Kill KILL
SUPERHERO MOVIE:
Hot tights, very little else
THE EYE:
Stab me in both
RUN FATBOY RUN:
Keep movin fatboy
AWAKE:
Hot Hayden Sleeps, wackiness ensues
JUNO:
Making teen pregnancy fun again
DEATH SENTENCE:
Deliver unto us Bacony Vengeance
STARDUST:
Hot Cox, Pfeiffer Still Hotter!
IRON MAN:
Does whatever an Iron Can
INCREDIBLE HULK:
HULK SMASH!!! Puny viewer Happy
THE HAPPENING:
Anal Penetration