Conflicting Results

May 02, 2012 18:25

Yesterday I discovered a listing for something called Naked Day. Naturally, my interest was piqued. But I'm getting some conflicting results on the specifics.

123greetings.com, an ecard vendor, lists May 4th as Naked Day. This won't do as it is Friday and thus a work day. It's also the day The Avengers hits theaters and I seriously doubt there are any cinemas that will allow naked patrons.

Googling the "holiday" gave me May 5th as World Gardening Naked Day. It's a Saturday, so work isn't an issue but I'm not sure many neighbors would appreciate naked people in their yards, especially if you don't actually have a garden.

Then there's Working Naked Day, which apparently already happened on February 1st. I still don't see how you can be naked in the office, but maybe you could work from home that day.

I also found a Naked Hiking Day, which happens on June 20th this year. That's about a week after my hiking trip in the Smoky Mountains with my family. I really don't want to think about being naked around them.

So there's just too many varying results. I say we just declare every day you don't need to work as Naked Day. Unless you work from home, then you can have Naked Day every day.

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