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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month arrose and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I helped d_i_s across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I gave rioneiji a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (266 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
opus_relinque