Jun 30, 2010 19:30
Hokay so it's not an infection after all. It's CORNEAL ULCERS!
Yeah so apparently bacteria from my contacts (probably) harbored in my cornea, possibly through an abrasion from something in my eye scratching it or having dry eyes, and now I have TWO (2) CORNEAL ULCERS wreaking havoc and generally being douchecanoes in my eye. LUCKILY neither of them are in my direct line of vision: one's above and one's below.
Which means I get to take EVEN MORE ANTIBIOTIC DROPS only this time they're stronger AND I get to take them once EVERY HOUR and then I also have drops to dilate my pupil which makes it feel better. THEN after all this is done I get to take steroids so they don't scar and fuck me over forevar
I'm pissed because I just ordered Opulash and some other makeup from MAC and I want to wear it :c
And my eye is still so sensitive to light that today I had to wear my fit-over sunglasses all day in the office and the joke never gets old apparently. I've heard Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, Cyclops, pirate, Braille, and every other eye joke ever known to man and since people are just returning from the trade show, it's a constant slow trickle so IT NEVER GETS OLD FOR THEM. I can take a joke, and I've been teased by my own family all my life, but I've run out of witty retorts and it's just fucking tired now. I GET IT, I'M WEARING FUCKING GOGGLES BECAUSE I COULD HAVE GONE BLIND. HAR HAR HAR now fuck off.