detachable penis

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oww.

i cut my thumb up at work.

i slipped on the very first cut of a new x-acto.

i think i was supposed to get stitches.

my lack of insurance and laughable chances at passing a worker's comp piss test made me not do that.

chrys disinfected me and splinted me up.

then called me stupid.

:-0

yayyy for healing.