FIRST:
[First job:] i worked under the table when i was 15 as a bus-boy at a chinese restaurant, i cleaned the bathrooms and then the silverware. the owners were husband and wife, they threw knives and pans at each other.
[First internet name:] Nuthiing - one of those names you type in out of frustration after your first 93 choices are taken, then you get stuck with it.
[First funeral:] my friend's dad. we were in taekwondo together and i showed up for class one night and the only person there was the instructor. she told me class was cancelled because it was the night of the funeral. i wasn't unaware of what was going on, i just wasn't told what night it was going to be on. i went in taekwondo pants and a t-shirt, it was ok though.
[First pet:] one of my earliest memories is sitting on my front porch calling for my dog that never showed up, i had thought it ran away but my parents later told me wierd story about how our house had been robbed by the neighbors and that's when the dog dissapeared. still not sure what that was all about.
[First piercing/tattoo:] first piercing was my ears at like 16, first and so far only tattoo is my Z? i got a couple of years ago.
[First kiss:] Jennifer Sommers, while dancing at homecoming. i was so confused. after that we ended up dating for about 5 days before i realized that i really didn't like her.
[First enemy:] some kid that punched me in first grade. it was the only physical confrontation i've ever been in in my life.
[First favorite musician:] Wierd Al Yankovic because i kick it crazyghettohardcorestyle.
LASTS:
[Last car ride:] daily 275 rush-hour grind coming home from work
[Last movie watched:] hardcore gay porn, seriously
[Last beverage drank:] sipping on a warm coke
[Last food consumed:] two peas as a pre-dinner sample (update - tasty eggplant/rice/peas dinner food stuff)
[Last phone call:] currently chatting with liz about periods and our dads having sex.
[Last time showered:] this morning at 6 fucking am. holy shit i'm bitter, bitchy asshole if i can't start my day with a scalding hot shower.
[Last CD played:] Girls vs Boys "freak-on-ica" at work
[Last website visited:] obviously livejournal
[Single or taken:] happily attached
[Sex:] 100% man, just ask your mom if you don't believe me
[Birthday:] 7/9/81
[Sign:] slippery when wet, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Siblings:] only child
[Hair color:] pinkishblueishbrownish
[Eye color:] brown, kinda greeninsh in good light
[Shoe size:] 10-11
[Height:] 6'0"
RIGHT NOW WHAT ARE YOU...
[Wearing:] blue jeans, black t-shirt. i like to stand out
[Drinking:] eat now, drink later, fall over some time after that
[Thinking about]: think and eat and type at the same time? yeah, ok, because i'm fucking einstein over here.
[Listening to:] clickety click click tap tap tap