yay

[optimus_dork]

Need to sell ma sax... other than that, I think I'm set for now...

Probably gonna party hard tonight... not really lookin for action, just to get drunk and be a happy mother fucker... oh yea...

:)

Comments

[xsmuttxgodessx]

youre sellnig your SAX? what would bill clinton say?

[optimus_dork]

Probably that now I'm not gonna pick up as many fine women as he picks up...

[xsmuttxgodessx]

especially monica..... andi tihnk beyonce..we all know she fucked clinton to get as big as she did..
he probably fucked her with his saxophone

[optimus_dork]

Well I still have my sax now... maybe we could jam a bit...

[xsmuttxgodessx]

then you and her could have sexophone hahahahaha

[optimus_dork]

You prove an interesting point... hmmm... maybe I should hold onto it for a little while then...

You're welcome any time if you wanna toot my horn...

[xsmuttxgodessx]

i jsut relaised sexophone was the lamest thingi said tonight..and oh yes.. i say many lame things

[optimus_dork]

pffft... it was pretty amusing at the time yo... and don't worry about it... I'm a huge perverted dork... so I also say many lame things...

[xsmuttxgodessx]

thanks..you should lead a class on self esteem building issues :)

that felt nice

[optimus_dork]

I could probably make a killing... All it would be is them realizing how much cooler they are then me... and since I don't care about acting like a dork in public, I wouldn't care what they thought...

I think I just found my calling...

[xsmuttxgodessx]

yup until they all rioted and crucified you...

all the emo kids will love you...
your really not that bad..your gonna be ok

they wil lall go off into the world with your teachings and become big whiney pussies leik bright eyes :P

cheers'

[optimus_dork]

haha... maybe I can get some of those cute emo girls to cuddle with me... until I show em how rough I like it... hahahaha