Letters to a Friend

[optimisticalyme]

Dear Weather,
It's april 11th stop snowing, I bought cute rain stuff (for the rain).
My banana bike is sad it's not getting used.
And I'm a bad enough driver as it is, the snow is making it worse.
So please stop.
Thanks for your time.
Jordan Elizabeth

Dear Jordan Elizabeth,
Fuck you, I'm crazy Michigan Weather.
I do what I want.
Peace.
The Weather