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I don't know why anyone would do this, but if you ever want pure unintentional comedy, just sit in a parking lot at a shopping center anytime from December 1-24. It's just fantastic. Packed parking lots bring the most competitive instincts within drivers, and they'll do anything to get the perfect parking spot. It's great when cars follow people who are just leaving the mall to their parking spot. And just when you think it couldn't get any better, the person cuts through the isle to get to their car, and the person in the car has been screwed, and speeds away in anger. It's great.