[Anon text post, locked to hostiles]

[opticalevil]

Hey there big bads and assorted rude dudes and evil entrepreneurs!

There's a fella by the name of Billy Numerous who just got nabbed by DATS, what would it cost to get him sprung from DATS Neon's prison hospital?

Comments

[anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

Nothing, because he's not worth "rescuing".

Re: [anonymous]

[opticalevil]

Aw Billy ain't so bad! Just think of it as an investment. I mean if someone sprung him he'd owe them henching services and I know from experience how useful the guy is when someone else is giving orders.

Re: [anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

If he can't save himself? Then he is useless.

Re: [anonymous]

[opticalevil]

They've got him on something to keep his powers out of the picture, it's not his fault.

Re: [anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

And what prevents you from breaking him out, hm?

Re: [anonymous]

[opticalevil]

I'm one guy, and not a particularly strong solo crook. I prefer teams.

Re: [anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

In other words both of you aren't worth the effort.

Thank you for informing the masses then.

Re: [anonymous]

[opticalevil]

Alone we may not be worth much, but once we're on the same field together we're pretty rough stuff. I mean Billy by himself has caused how much trouble? I mean he was barely trying during that invasion and look at the mess he made.

You sound to me like you take being a criminal too seriously.

Re: [anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

Actually...

I'm not a criminal at all. ♥

Re: [anonymous]

[opticalevil]

Huh no? Then how'd you see all this? I meant to lock it from goody goods and if the lock failed they'd be all over this thing by now.

Re: [anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

I'm just that good, it seems.

Re: [anonymous]

[opticalevil]

Guess so. So should I expect DATS and all the other heroes will be on alert to this?

Re: [anonymous]

[smile_n_stab]

Maybe, you never know!