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[oprahnoodleman]

Well well well,

i see how you all are!

You silly silly people walk by my shop everyday!
and dont buy a damn thing! You damned americans!
Always browsing, never giving a man his honest living!

Thats what i would say if i were a salami salesman in
Europe... but since i'm not, i'll say this

everyone reads this and never comments! Damn you Americans!

(except that last part)

Love
morgan