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[oprahissexy]

i love my mom but...
i just had a conversation with her that makes me want to cry.

mom: i made chicken and rice if youre hungry.
me: im not eating meat right now.
mom: but its chicken.
me: yeah, but im not eating meat..
mom: ok, but its chicken.
me: annnd...im not eating meat.

i know technically chicken is a "poultry" product but come the fuck on...