Dear NPR,
You just made me gayer. Not that I'm complaining, oh GAHD no!
Just ... give a girl a little warning next time, ogay?
XOXO,
Alfie.
P.S.
I really like hearing about the Running of the Bulls, especially when runners are gored and practically dead and/or dying. Mostly because I feel that Natural Selection isn't given its rightful run at those who come from the shallow end of our gene pool.