It is Fat Tuesday.
Have a chub today, one and all!
Go in sin for the next 20 hours ... for tomorrow, you repent!
Remember that Moses, Elijah and Jeebus fasted in the wilderness for 40 days to see you through to the Promised Land. God-willing, you shall be saved this Easter.
As for me, I'm going spend this day to do battle with the forces of work to ensure that I can take enough time off on Wednesday to have ashes smeared upon my forehead by a middle-managment Papist. Surely they will agree on grounds of solidarity.