Stereotypes, what stereotypes?
This is a given: I don't flirt, I don't sleep around ... I pine.
After watching "Just Friends" I've decided that I may [finally] go into that category of gay men known as Non-Sexual ["Asexual" for fans of misnomers].
I'm fat. I'm not attractive. I don't have a sense of humor. I'm downright spooky. So why not go glady, hand-in-hand with the likes of Charles Nelson Riley, Truman Capote, Paul Lynde, Rip Taylor, Nathan Lane, Liberace, Harvey Fierstein and Oscar Wilde [wait, strike that, he had children and Lord Bosey on the sly]?
Seriously, a guy got out of his car today [presumably to pay for his smokes] and started chatting me up about my glasses. Really, Ray Ban is as fashionable as a mumu, so I freaked.
It's ovah, like Anna Kornakova!
After watching "Just Friends" I've decided that I may [finally] go into that category of gay men known as Non-Sexual ["Asexual" for fans of misnomers].
I'm fat. I'm not attractive. I don't have a sense of humor. I'm downright spooky. So why not go glady, hand-in-hand with the likes of Charles Nelson Riley, Truman Capote, Paul Lynde, Rip Taylor, Nathan Lane, Liberace, Harvey Fierstein and Oscar Wilde [wait, strike that, he had children and Lord Bosey on the sly]?
Seriously, a guy got out of his car today [presumably to pay for his smokes] and started chatting me up about my glasses. Really, Ray Ban is as fashionable as a mumu, so I freaked.
It's ovah, like Anna Kornakova!