Upon having a conversation with herself about the Pitt/Aniston break up, my mother concluded

Feb 01, 2005 00:07

"That's why you don't marry someone better looking than you"

wise words from the mother ship.

I accidentally took my "take one a day" muscle relaxors 3 times today. First cuz I made the executive decision that I needed another one. Then I thought it was yesterday and yesterday I forgot to even take one. And now I can't sleep cuz I already did that today.

and that's fo real.
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