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[opposed]

Oh, all of you are so boring. I finally get around to checking up on my friends list, and all I see is this: "Oh why did I act that way yesterday? Oh I'm so embarrassed because I gave people I care a lot about candy, hearts, and attention! I'll go cut myself!"

Shut up? Please? You all knew what you were doing so stop it.

Edit: Itachi and I are in

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[sexy_and_skorty]

It wasn't their fucking faults.

[opposed]

Yes it was.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No it wasn't.

[opposed]

Yes. It. Was.

Stupid little excuses like, "Who shot me with that cupid's arrow drive-by" is really pathetic.

[sexy_and_skorty]

It wasn't a fucking excuse.

[opposed]

Anyway, how is it going Envy-chan? Banging my otouto's little ass regularly?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Maybe. What's it to you?

[opposed]

Hmm. It must really steam Naruto that you got to the meat of it and he didn't. Oh, how do you two go on like you do?

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't think Naruto's exactly interested in having sex so back the fuck off and leave 'im alone. Leave them all alone. What they do isn't your fucking concern.

[opposed]

Really, he isn't?

God that's so boring. I couldn't imagine dating somebody and not at least sleep with them. So what do they do instead? Be bestest fwendies? Do cuddles by the fireplace and carefully lubed frottage?

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't ask since it's not my fucking business. Just like it's not yours, you fucking pig.

[opposed]

Its not my business, is it? So its your business instead, since you're buddy-buddy with my otouto? Why Envy, you hypocrite.

[sexy_and_skorty]

WHAT THE FUCK'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I don't fucking ask them!

[opposed]

I hear you make everything your business, so I can't fully believe that~

[sexy_and_skorty]

NOT THAT.

[opposed]

Then what? I think I don't fully understand what you mean, dreadlocks-kun? ♥