Yeah, so.
6th of May. That's really not very long. Don't get me wrong, I just want it over with (HUNG PARLIAMENT FTW by the way, since I'm in fucking Barking and therefore have to vote for our Labour MP and not VOTE LIBERAL DEMOCRAT like I usually do because of the BNP).
Didja see what I did there?
Like many wise people have said often but quietly - if everyone who said they were thinking of voting Lib Dem actually did it, they'd probably win. Plus they genuinely have fewer shit policies and (if only by default) a less shit record than either the other two parties right now. Sure, they will almost certainly turn out to be as bad as all the rest and they don't seem to be able to organise a PR campaign to save their lives, but in these days of spin and fail, is that really such a bad thing?
This has been a spontaneous party political broadcast on behalf of the underdogs. Now returning you to your normal programming.
My bowl of couscous just made a noise like a very sad mouse. I'm fairly certain that it was a pocket of hot air escaping, or maybe the spoon scraping on the bowl as it slid down. But still, I'm checking for mice.
Didja see what I did there?
Like many wise people have said often but quietly - if everyone who said they were thinking of voting Lib Dem actually did it, they'd probably win. Plus they genuinely have fewer shit policies and (if only by default) a less shit record than either the other two parties right now. Sure, they will almost certainly turn out to be as bad as all the rest and they don't seem to be able to organise a PR campaign to save their lives, but in these days of spin and fail, is that really such a bad thing?
This has been a spontaneous party political broadcast on behalf of the underdogs. Now returning you to your normal programming.
My bowl of couscous just made a noise like a very sad mouse. I'm fairly certain that it was a pocket of hot air escaping, or maybe the spoon scraping on the bowl as it slid down. But still, I'm checking for mice.