two.
1- Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into?
A vagina; I mean, just think about it.
2- What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready?
Putting their faces on--literally, that's what Gretchen does.
3- What is a Spanish word that every one knows the meaning of?
Everyone knows what "a dios mio" is.
4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
Various lil' lights and things so I don't fall and break my face in the dead of night.
5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?
Gators are all over the fuckin' place. There's even a kid's game to prove it.
6- Name a household chore you actually enjoy.
For the record, I am a master at dishwashin'.
7- Name something you walk on.
Feet, sometimes exhangeable with hands.
8- Name a place where you see nervous people.
Bus stops, brothels, other various b-beginning places.
9- Name something that can be cherry flavored?
Me, if you ask nicely.
10- Complete this phrase: " I'll never forget my first _ _ _ _ _ "
Roller coaster--although I haven't had one since.
11- Name another word for "Dad"
Daddy?
12- Name another word for "Mom"
...mama? I fail to see the point in all this.
13- Name something a married couple might want to have two of:
Preferably two seperate bedrooms.
[LEARN TO COUNT QUIZ!]
15- Name something that is sold by the bunch?
The appropriate answer of course is "bananas". But if you're imaginative there're other possibilities.
16- What age would you retire if you had enough money?
Well considerin' that I DO have enough money an' have no plans to retire from whatever it is I'm doin', ever, then I just don't know.
17- Name something you'd find on a kitchen table:
Dependin' on where and what day of the week, maybe a girl.
18- Name something that rhymes with "izzy"?
"tizzy"--see, it's the same word with another leter added. I just rhymed.
19- Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve?
Gretchen says it was fourteen, including a man, but that's just ridiculous. It must've been thirteen.
20 - Name something you'd see in a jail cell.
Some other guy lookin' at you funny.
21- Name a month with 31 days?
Octover is the obvious--Halloween an' all.
22- Name an occupation where you might work all night?
A drug store truck drivin' man--that's right.
So I've taken to talking to this gentleman, here:
doctor david tennant
He's a nice enough guy. Actually, he's very respectable. He really appreciates his mama and doesn't seem to voice any regrets. And he brought me a surgical mask of my very own!
I've taken to reading the works of a guy named Nietzsche. He was reccomended to me some time ago by a good friend of mine who oddly enough isn't here. I particularly like this passage, so far:
The conditions under which any one understands me, and necessarily understands me--I know them only too well. Even to endure my seriousness, my passion, he must carry intellectual integrity to the verge of hardness. He must be accustomed to living on mountain tops--and to looking upon the wretched gabble of politics and nationalism as beneath him. He must have become indifferent; he must never ask of the truth whether it brings profit to him or a fatality to him... He must have an inclination, born of strength, for questions that no one has the courage for; the courage for the forbidden; predestination for the labyrinth. The experience of seven solitudes. New ears for new music. New eyes for what is most distant. A new conscience for truths that have hitherto remained unheard. And the will to economize in the grand manner--to hold together his strength, his enthusiasm...Reverence for self; love of self; absolute freedom of self.....
A vagina; I mean, just think about it.
2- What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready?
Putting their faces on--literally, that's what Gretchen does.
3- What is a Spanish word that every one knows the meaning of?
Everyone knows what "a dios mio" is.
4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
Various lil' lights and things so I don't fall and break my face in the dead of night.
5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?
Gators are all over the fuckin' place. There's even a kid's game to prove it.
6- Name a household chore you actually enjoy.
For the record, I am a master at dishwashin'.
7- Name something you walk on.
Feet, sometimes exhangeable with hands.
8- Name a place where you see nervous people.
Bus stops, brothels, other various b-beginning places.
9- Name something that can be cherry flavored?
Me, if you ask nicely.
10- Complete this phrase: " I'll never forget my first _ _ _ _ _ "
Roller coaster--although I haven't had one since.
11- Name another word for "Dad"
Daddy?
12- Name another word for "Mom"
...mama? I fail to see the point in all this.
13- Name something a married couple might want to have two of:
Preferably two seperate bedrooms.
[LEARN TO COUNT QUIZ!]
15- Name something that is sold by the bunch?
The appropriate answer of course is "bananas". But if you're imaginative there're other possibilities.
16- What age would you retire if you had enough money?
Well considerin' that I DO have enough money an' have no plans to retire from whatever it is I'm doin', ever, then I just don't know.
17- Name something you'd find on a kitchen table:
Dependin' on where and what day of the week, maybe a girl.
18- Name something that rhymes with "izzy"?
"tizzy"--see, it's the same word with another leter added. I just rhymed.
19- Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve?
Gretchen says it was fourteen, including a man, but that's just ridiculous. It must've been thirteen.
20 - Name something you'd see in a jail cell.
Some other guy lookin' at you funny.
21- Name a month with 31 days?
Octover is the obvious--Halloween an' all.
22- Name an occupation where you might work all night?
A drug store truck drivin' man--that's right.
So I've taken to talking to this gentleman, here:
doctor david tennant
He's a nice enough guy. Actually, he's very respectable. He really appreciates his mama and doesn't seem to voice any regrets. And he brought me a surgical mask of my very own!
I've taken to reading the works of a guy named Nietzsche. He was reccomended to me some time ago by a good friend of mine who oddly enough isn't here. I particularly like this passage, so far:
The conditions under which any one understands me, and necessarily understands me--I know them only too well. Even to endure my seriousness, my passion, he must carry intellectual integrity to the verge of hardness. He must be accustomed to living on mountain tops--and to looking upon the wretched gabble of politics and nationalism as beneath him. He must have become indifferent; he must never ask of the truth whether it brings profit to him or a fatality to him... He must have an inclination, born of strength, for questions that no one has the courage for; the courage for the forbidden; predestination for the labyrinth. The experience of seven solitudes. New ears for new music. New eyes for what is most distant. A new conscience for truths that have hitherto remained unheard. And the will to economize in the grand manner--to hold together his strength, his enthusiasm...Reverence for self; love of self; absolute freedom of self.....