Twenty-one!

[opioid_insect]

Twenty-one years ago yesterday evening, my father was buying me my first dress (a tiny red one made of velvet), while my mother was attempting to breastfeed me while enduring the discomfort of cunt stitches

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[blackbird__fly]

I assumed someone was barfing, because there was a glass of water beside the toilet. Oh, Lucas. That'll learn you to drink three bottles of wine!

Glad you had a good birthday. And we had a good time in your honour after you passed out! :D

[pillzz]

Correction: the metal outside-bit of a travel mug of water beside the toilet!!

I am glad some as I did not finish Steph's last mug of red wine! (&instead just finished everyone else's last mugs of white...)

[blackbird__fly]

it wasn't a travel mug; it was the shaker part of the cocktail mixer!

[pillzz]

Well then don't I look the fool!!

[blackbird__fly]

Actually, it was half of a cocktail shaker.

[pillzz]

Anonymous already did say that ya hoser!

[blackbird__fly]

Anonymous was probably me, forgetting to log back in.

[pillzz]

EXCELLENT!