Oct 20, 2005 16:17
Lord I,
We fear that you are raving. Your babblings lead us to conclude that you
are suffering from Cholic of Dispepsia, a condition brought on by the
miasma which frequents the second floor around room 269, especially
after you have partaken of your midday feast.
We shall dispatch our personal physician and apothecary immediately. We
are sure that after a course of leeches and perhaps the administration
of some potash of lime, you will return to your previously lucid state.
Prince M.