Dumb Horror Films.

Jul 13, 2006 20:19

I realized today after watching cliched horror movies last night and one today i know that if i was being attacked by someone with a knife, chainsaw all that crap i would just let them kill me. Actually i would kill myself i mean i wouldn't want to be the surviver. I might try to help get the others out then kill myself but i wouldn't want to survive taht mess i mean all the emotional issues would drive me freaken crazy. I'd always think oh my they are comming for me. Shoot i already do that now lol. I know a bit weird of an entry but really if i were under attack just kill me dude like if i'm hanging on a string and the killer isn't around don't try to save me pissin kill me. I mean shoot it would be painfull and not worth it. I mean i get scared just lookin at a shadow in the dark that can almost give me a heart attack i couldn't imagine some person with a knife and a scary mask holly crud i would kill over just looking at him. Of course if i was in the situation i mihgt react differnetly but i would never be stupid enough to venture off into creepy territory.

But anyways horror movies are so freaken cliched and they all so stupid.

Things they do wrong in horror movies.
1. Walk into a creepy house that isn't yours.
2. Pick up a hitchhicker.
3. Look behind you 20 times in a row.
4. Venture off alone.
5. Scream loud so they hear you.
6. Run without weapons.
7. Stab the killer once.
8. Jump up and down screaming ahh.. I'm under attack.
9. Take a short cut.
10.Give attitude when a big truck cuts you off.
11.Road rage.
12.Acting tough.

Things they should do.
1. Go into creepy house grab utensils and run and hide with everyone staying together.
2. Stay in the group.
3. Find a sharp object and do not throw it down ever until you found safety.
4. Be polite to suspicious people.
5. Don't try to be all bad ass.

It's irritating no origional concept these days. IT's getting quite pathetic all they do anymore is make re-makes or sequals/prequals.
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