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Jan 15, 2006 21:39

...Protect yourself from monsters…

»Keep your room clean.
»Avoid leaving dirty plates in small trashcans.
»Vacumn your floor on a regular basis. (If theirs tons of clothes on the floor then your screwed.)
vKeep closets door shut tightly.
»Keep cookies/and other crumbs off floors/chairs.
»Don’t leave a mess of clothes on the floor. (monsters enjoy cuddling up their warmth)
»Avoid leaving the ashes in ash trays. (monsters enjoy smelling ashes. it’s a power thing)
»Do not smoke cigarets in houses (the smoke lures the monster in, they enjoy burnt to crisp lungs.)
»Avoid excessive bleeding.
»Keep sharpies in all rooms. (monsters dislike the smell.)

...Fighting back against monsters…

»Hold a sharpie up to their face, the scent should send them away.
»Hit them with toy swords, until they poof away into thin air.
»Kick them in the stomach, it’ll slow them down and cause them to run away in fear.
»Throw cheese at them.
»Spray pepper spray in their eyes.
»Close your eyes, and scream as loud as you can, then run away.
»Shoot them with nerf guns.
No Particalar order

Got bored, and decided to come up with random monster facts, my neice and nephew were playing monster and wanted to know how to fight them and all the websites involved demons and my sister wasn't very happy with that, so I started facts to put on a monster site so that way they have one. yeah i'm a nerd giggles. But thats ok.
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