"I read the news today, oh boy..."
I had two dreams last night...
In the first one, I was in Tessa's room with a bunch of people. Her exchange student roommate was an unattractive Korean boy who went to sleep early. Also there was a male version of Megan (who was eating a bagel with me). Basically, the highlight of the dream was me seducing Gordo from Disney's Lizzie McGuire with a bagel (and that spread from Pasta House).
In the second one, I went to a family reunion where my family consisted of an Ellen Burstyn-esque aunt (c. Requiem for a Dream), a Jamaican woman (complete with dreadlocks), and two Russian exchange students. When I realized that my dad wasn't there, I set out to go find him. I found him in a slave encampment where he was running a printing press and was having trouble printing a profile picture of a Russian man in a red Fargo hat by the name of Rasmussen. Now since my father had no artistic ability (which in real life, he is pretty awesome at drawing and stuff), I had to help him. This involved me getting naked and tracing the contour lines of the picture.
Oh yeah... and Dr. Joseph Lombardi was the slave master.
In the first one, I was in Tessa's room with a bunch of people. Her exchange student roommate was an unattractive Korean boy who went to sleep early. Also there was a male version of Megan (who was eating a bagel with me). Basically, the highlight of the dream was me seducing Gordo from Disney's Lizzie McGuire with a bagel (and that spread from Pasta House).
In the second one, I went to a family reunion where my family consisted of an Ellen Burstyn-esque aunt (c. Requiem for a Dream), a Jamaican woman (complete with dreadlocks), and two Russian exchange students. When I realized that my dad wasn't there, I set out to go find him. I found him in a slave encampment where he was running a printing press and was having trouble printing a profile picture of a Russian man in a red Fargo hat by the name of Rasmussen. Now since my father had no artistic ability (which in real life, he is pretty awesome at drawing and stuff), I had to help him. This involved me getting naked and tracing the contour lines of the picture.
Oh yeah... and Dr. Joseph Lombardi was the slave master.