The person who guesses where I went will get a prize.
"Seriously, Sire, I wrote a song about kinky soup."
http://www.myspace.com/theloveshankinallstars for proof (booty trapable)
"WE'RE IMPARTIAL TO THE BLUE KNIGHT!"
"So you're just a wentch in training?"
"I'm telling you, when she put that crown on it looked like a hairy volcano!"
"WE WERE TOLD TO BOO THE BLACK AND WHITE KNIGHT, AND THIS IS WHY I"M SHOUTING AT YOU."
"Beer, roasted chicken, and laser swords...this place would make the best strip club ever."
"At least you're not the guy who shovels horse shit. Oh. So you guys take turns? Really? Awkward..."
(after the second "ye ole mead" mug was finished off) "FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU B LACK AND WHITE KNIGHT DOUCHE!"
"...are we the only ones here without parental supervsion?"
"Beaver is out, Ron is in." (unrelated actually but it was the best quote of the night)
"I'm sorry!... I get passionate about swordfights. And Ponies."
"Now James, what does threatening to shove a fireball up Chris's ass really say about you as a person?"