Baby
I never really understood what the big deal about having a baby was. I KNOW DIFFERENTLY NOW! Let me give you the situation...
It is about 3:30 am.
Amy just finished feeding Daniel.
Amy has a really bad headache!
Time for me to change Daniel's diaper and keep him away from Amy so she can get some sleep.
Here is the bad part...pay attention!!!
I take Daniel into his bedroom to change his Diaper.
....HE IS CRYING HIS EYE'S OUT AS HARD AS HE CAN!
...........I open his diaper.
It is wet and poopy (for lack of a better word).
I almost change his diaper...I put Balmex on my finger and wipe his but (nuthing new yet).
.....I hear something....
...da...da...da...da...da...
I close his new diaper just in time to catch a poopbomb. You would think I averted the damage!
I change his diaper again........I turn my head to throw out the old diaper.......
....DA.....DA.....DA.....DA....DA....DA...DA...DA..DA..DA..DA.DA.DA.DA......DADADADADADA!
SUPERPOOP...ON MY ARM!!!!
I wanted to call for help, but Amy is asleep with a very bad headache and I didn't want to wake her. (GULP...GULP...ALMOST THREW UP).
So with one arm covered in wet poop (did I mentioned COVERED!), I managed to change Daniel's diaper AGAIN.
Then I too off my shirt, cleaned myself, and took the crying machine downstairs to watch time for about 3 hours.
(you know there is interesting things on TV at 3am.)
That is my story. I know there is bad stuff in the world, but that is my story for now.
Keep on rocking in the free world.
It is about 3:30 am.
Amy just finished feeding Daniel.
Amy has a really bad headache!
Time for me to change Daniel's diaper and keep him away from Amy so she can get some sleep.
Here is the bad part...pay attention!!!
I take Daniel into his bedroom to change his Diaper.
....HE IS CRYING HIS EYE'S OUT AS HARD AS HE CAN!
...........I open his diaper.
It is wet and poopy (for lack of a better word).
I almost change his diaper...I put Balmex on my finger and wipe his but (nuthing new yet).
.....I hear something....
...da...da...da...da...da...
I close his new diaper just in time to catch a poopbomb. You would think I averted the damage!
I change his diaper again........I turn my head to throw out the old diaper.......
....DA.....DA.....DA.....DA....DA....DA...DA...DA..DA..DA..DA.DA.DA.DA......DADADADADADA!
SUPERPOOP...ON MY ARM!!!!
I wanted to call for help, but Amy is asleep with a very bad headache and I didn't want to wake her. (GULP...GULP...ALMOST THREW UP).
So with one arm covered in wet poop (did I mentioned COVERED!), I managed to change Daniel's diaper AGAIN.
Then I too off my shirt, cleaned myself, and took the crying machine downstairs to watch time for about 3 hours.
(you know there is interesting things on TV at 3am.)
That is my story. I know there is bad stuff in the world, but that is my story for now.
Keep on rocking in the free world.