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[ophicleide]

Oh my god, so my dad called me and apparently he's been called in to help with this horrible fucking run of homicides on Dwyer Street. Apparently they want a makeup artist who can make these poor girls look whole again.

Guess who gets the job? Well I'm the goddamn makeup artist in the family.

Shit. I had a fucking great time in Blackpool and I get to go home to that. 'sfucked up!