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Jun 20, 2010 04:19

One of my coworkers was complaining today because there were visitors in who had read about the London Dungeon on wikipedia. When I looked it up upon applying (for a laugh) the information was basic. Apparently now it steps you through every attraction and tells you what will happen! Lame. These people who were in today were so annoying because they kept ANNOUNCING the twists loudly and ruining it for everyone else.

Dude, get fucked.

So I looked it up and sure enough, it gives everything away. But then I giggled.

Because seriously, I'm on there. I mean, not by NAME, but I was hired to be in a new attraction and hehhhehehee look! Don't read the struck out part if you haven't come in, you losers.

Bloody Mary: Killer Queen (New for 2010)

Bloody Mary: Killer Queen opened during the February half-term period. After a short introduction to the story of Mary Tudor, also known as Bloody Mary, a visitor is sentenced to death by burning for heresy. Light, sound and smoke effects conceal the visitor who is replaced by a model of someone burnt to death, complete with dropping eyeball. IT'S ME!

Now that I have given it all away, COME SEE ME AT MY FUCKING JOB and if you hassle my peeps, I'll burn you for real.
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