May 19, 2008 17:33
Someone just shoot me please...
There is like a rabid animal trying to chew its way out of my stomach, my right leg is burning, i can't breathe and my breasts have turned to stone. (Yesterday they were covered in double sided sticky tape--the whole of west hampton heard my screams.)
Oh yea, and I accidentally flashed a wasted graphic designer yesterday. One I was really hoping to kiss.
Oh yea, and you girls are going to love this: I got into an argument with this guy about James's relevance in Pirates. Dig that.