can hear them sniffing round my door

[ophelietta]

so here, for your reading pleasure, is a break down of the structure of the la push wolf pack. inspired by crazy convos with

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[etzyofi]

EMBRY-TWENTY BUCKS SAYS I CAN PISS FARTHER THAN YOU.
QUIL-YOU'RE ON MOTHER FUCKER.
...
EMBRY: HAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS KING?!
QUIL: *GRUMBLES* BITCH KING MORE LIKE. DICK FUCKER.
EMBRY: YOU'RE JUST JELUZ OF THE AMAZING PISSAGE TECHNIQUE

AND SCUFFLE ENSUES.

YYYYYYYYYY THIS IS THE SHIT BB. THE SHIT. ILU.

[ophelietta]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IT'S ALL SO TRUE.

I JUST REALLY HOPE THAT THEY DID THIS AT JACOB'S HOUSE BECAUSE IF EMILY SAW THEM PISSING THEM ANYWHERE NEAR HER HERB PATCH, THEY WOULD FIND THEMSELVES MISSING A FEW KEY PIECES OF EQUIPMENT.

[etzyofi]

OF COURSE NOT. THEY'RE INNOCENTS.

HAHAHAHHAA NOT.

[peskywhistpaw]

Oh my God, this made me laugh SO HARD because it's SO TRUE. I was going to pull out quotes but then I'd end up putting like the whole thing in this comment. XD

[ophelietta]

THIS IS TOTALLY WHAT THEY'RE LIKE WHEN BELLA'S NOT AROUND, BWAHAHAHA.

Have you read sandwch__zombie's gods that have left you will never grace your home? Because it's really the Pack interactions in Pt. 5, and us talking about them, that got us started on this whole crazy road of Pack-ness.

There's even more stuff in our epic IM convos about how Emily beats them with a spatula when they cuss (she also calls Sam by his full name, LOLZ) and Sam trying to beg Jacob to become Alpha and Seth's magnificent evil laugh and AHAHAHAHA SO MUCH RANDOM. XD

[peskywhistpaw]

I've just read it, and now I'm tracking it without commenting and stuff on it because I'm kind of a creepy stalker like that... XD

AHA! Yes, that totally HAS to be what they're like when Bella's not around (since Bella kind of really sucks the fun out of things for them).

LOL! THERE IS TRUTH IN RANDOMNESS!

[flowrs4ophelia]

LMAO, this is all so canon.

[ophelietta]

AHAHAHA, it totally is. SMeyer is missing out on all the fun here, srsly.

[ennta]

HAHAHAHA! PERFECTION, SAYS I. XD

Will you be my canon, plz?

[ophelietta]

HAHAHAHA OF COURSE, FREE CANON FOR ALL.

XDXDXD

[diamondqull]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA!

YOU HAVE MADE MY NIGHT WITH YOUR EPICNESS. CONGRATULATIONS.

xD ILY.

[ophelietta]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXCELLENT. I LIVE TO SERVE.

XDXDXD

ILU, TOO.