The oh-so-magical and oh-so-needed
Hullo, my dearies, YES, it tis I. Heather, your Pennsylvania friend. Aren't ya just smote with love?
I've been in jail. No biggie. I swear I didn't steal that beef jerky, it hopped into my pants. It told me it wanted to run away. But I guess he was wanted in accessory to murder so I guess that made me his accomplice. Which sucks!
No, really, these are some pictures from a recent trip to the Medievil Fair, a big to do that has been going on for like three months now. A big group of my friends and I went. It was smashing, darling, simply smashing. You really MUST check out the pics...
My adorable friend Leah, all blinged out in her Medievil garb.
I was going for a Waterhouse pose. What I think I got was a more, 'Wow, I think I'll just take a nap while this person snaps my picture' kind of look. Dreadful, yes?
This sexy hanging thing I was smitten with and will organize a late night theft to steal as my own.
This beautiful statue I saw and said, I will snap a photo! Yay! And then I got back home and wondered why the heck I took a picture of a statue you can find in someones lawn anywhere in my town. Theres some BRIGHT thinking on my part ;)
The cousin of the Palantir, more or less the outcast. It wasn't his fault he was born albino!
Some interesting Scottish dancing and bagpiping going on in this photo. Char, I totally wanted to yell at that guy for impersonating the accent and VERY VERY VERY badly, may I add.
'Bardic Wind' a very funny and awesome brother act in which there is much fire, knives and comedic quips that leaves you wondering, "Hmm, I wonder if I could do that!" which seeing as I am now hospitalized for being stuck in the head with a knife and my armhair being burned off has been quickly answered as a profound NO ;)
This young man could have profitted much if he had accepted the tv commercial gig for Prilosec. He decided it wasn't in his best interests. Wow. He has some serious issues, I think.
The oh-so-sexy 'fairy' (cause you can't really call them carnies, since its not a carnival, its a FAIR, so I think they should be called fairys) Cameron of 'Bardic Wind' who is going to marry Leah as soon as I am done convincing him to get those weird tattoo's removed.
Fencing for Dummies. You are forced to do battle with these ridiculous balloons on your head. If thats not the most humiliatingly hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life, then my name isn't Fred.
My girlfriends and I pose for a picture just before leaving. I am the one with the purple hair. What, you can't see me? Well, your obviously not looking close enough and I won't be friends with someone who cannot see. Hmmmph!
The naughty maidens picture, in which Leah and I act normally. In the following pictures, Leah then proceeds to gulp down imaginary beer and get very very drunk while I point and laugh. Later I have her put a oversized ten gallon hat on her head and teach cows to sing their ABC's. It was great fun and the cows can now spell 'Cat'...
Well, thats all and until next time, if you must go use a Port-O-Potty, bring a spare bottom.
-Heather