The Fantastic Bore

Jul 09, 2005 11:23



Ok, this movie was kind of a waste of money. Didn't follow comic book procedure, the Thing's plotlines were too mopey and Mr. Fantastic was a complete dork. I love Jessica Alba, ever since Dark Angel, but is it humanly possible to keep her jubblies out of the cinema? For once? Kthanx, appreciate it.

The Human Torch - really really loved. They at least got HIM right. But what was up with all the blonde jokes? The dude wasn't even blonde!

I was also hoping for some cool music, like they did for Spiderman. But nope. NADA. It was cheesy, low-lite music with no real upbeat.

My unprofessional opinion as a longtime movie-goer rates the Fantastic Four as the Fantastic Bore!

-Ophelia

rants, the fantastic bore

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