butt spring

[ophelialaughs]

When Zor was a small thing she was quite bossy--it runs in the family.  And I used to joke that she wished I was spring-loaded so that when she wanted something, instead of having to wait, she could press a button and launch me immediately out of my seat, if I were so brazen as to have sat, and into action.  This evolved, as sayings do, to multiple variations of, "I'm coming, I'm coming!  Geeze, sorry I don't have a spring in my a$$."

I think Artemis (the ckatten) has a lab somewhere and is working on installing an after-market spring.