Holly-ology
Via crevette.
***********FOOD-OLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch or Thousand Island. Or Italian on a sandwich.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Golden Corral. The food is comforting, I don't have to wait for someone to bring it to me, there are lots of choices. I love that it's across the street from the Golden Bowl, which honestly sounds to me like some kind of kinky sex activity.
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it
Macaroni and cheese.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Mushrooms, green peppers, onions, and some kind of meat with no poultry hidden in it.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Not a fan of sheet croutons, but let's say peanut butter. Maybe peanut butter and honey.
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
How many televisions are in your house?
Working? Three. Four if you count the one in the box we're not opening until we move. Then there's the one with no picture, and the black and white one with the vertical out so there's only a horizontal line across the screen that will both go to the electronics recycling center one of these days.
What color cell phone do you have?
Black
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My hymen, babies, teeth, a cyst, a mole, and hair.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Well the heaviest item lifted recently was the sofa. Also my ass off the sofa. And like...everything we own. It's all heavy when you have to move it. And the dog. I think she weighs 110 pounds now.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes, but never when I wanted to be. (Of course.)
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Something not Christmas related.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Not after Uncle Billy Bob's digestive experience, not even for 100,000. I have second-hand trauma from that.
************DUMBOLOGY******************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. See, to me they're shower shoes. Since I only shower at home, I do it barefoot (like I do everything at home.) Shower shoes do not protect my feet when I go out, and I hate the way they feel like they're always about to fall off. I have no use for flip-flops. I scorn flip-flops.
Unless you're pregnant and your shoes stop fitting because your feet are swelled. And then flip flops are miles better than being barefoot and pregnant.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Define run-in. The last time we called them was because our neighbor's visitors stole our flat tire.
Last person you talked to?
Mr Moth.
Last person you hugged?
Zor
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Season?
Normally fall, which signals an end to the heat. I am however anticipating spring this year with equal affection. COME ON SPRING!
Holiday?
Halloween
Day of the week?
They all suck equally during the school year.
Month?
Whenever school lets out.
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
No.
Mood?
Resigned.
What are you listening to?
CBS Morning News.
Watching?
The computer screen.
Worrying about?
EVERYTHING, list to follow.
***************AINDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning?
The potty.
What's the last movie you saw?
I Am Sam
Do you smile often?
Yes, because I'm crazy.
QUESTIONS
1)Do you always answer your phone?
Rarely. I usually call people back ASAP. I think this is a control freak thing on my part.
2) You love...
Everything. Even most of the things I also hate.
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
A color. Any color! Let them be hazel or green or brown or gold...but a COLOR, dammit.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
The only thing I ever got at Sonic was a 99 cent banana split. It was so little and cute.
5) Do you own a digital camera?
Yes.
6)Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes. I used to have a shark that kept jumping out of its tank, so I let my second husband keep him (he had a bigger tank.) Also I had a beta in a big peanut butter jar--back when peanut butter jars were made of glass. I liked him because I could stash him in a dresser drawer for inspections when I wasn't supposed to have pets, and he was a very good listener!
7)Favorite Christmas song?
The Twelve Days After Christmas.
8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
If everyone's healthy and nothing's broken, all my dreams will have come true. A laptop would be nice, however.
9) Can you do push ups?
We'll never know for sure, but I'm guessing NO.
10) Can you do a chin up?
See answer to #9 above.
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
There is only today.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes. None spectacular, unless you count holding up a funeral for a half an hour during a snow storm waiting on the cops to come tell us it was okay to move our cars.
14) Do you have an accent?
Ask onegrapeshy who seemed to think I have more of an accent than our mutual friend from Texas. (Sheesh.)
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
I don't recall any songs making me cry.
16) Plans tonight?
Tonight is a long time away. Dinner, stress, packing, and TV are good bets however.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
I have hit rock bottom. Hooray for divorce.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
I didn't buy anything, but I asked Mr Moth to pick up hamburger buns, Flexall, and baby asprins.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
Yes, and it was all a big smoke screen and killing flowers to make your ex-wife look bad to her co-workers makes me want to taser you!
20) Current worry?
Everything. List to follow.
21) Current hate right now?
All forms of frozen or freezing precipitation.
22) Met someone who changed your life?
Something seems to be missing from this question, which is more of a stray clause. Everyone changes everyone's life though, I think.
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
It was so memorable I forget.
24) What song represents you?
This question gets on my nerves. I'm not that into music.
25) Name three people who might complete this?
I have no clue.
26) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.
27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Will the asswipes open school today? (And it seems the answer is yes.)
***********FOOD-OLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch or Thousand Island. Or Italian on a sandwich.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Golden Corral. The food is comforting, I don't have to wait for someone to bring it to me, there are lots of choices. I love that it's across the street from the Golden Bowl, which honestly sounds to me like some kind of kinky sex activity.
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it
Macaroni and cheese.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Mushrooms, green peppers, onions, and some kind of meat with no poultry hidden in it.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Not a fan of sheet croutons, but let's say peanut butter. Maybe peanut butter and honey.
***********TECHNOLOGY***************
How many televisions are in your house?
Working? Three. Four if you count the one in the box we're not opening until we move. Then there's the one with no picture, and the black and white one with the vertical out so there's only a horizontal line across the screen that will both go to the electronics recycling center one of these days.
What color cell phone do you have?
Black
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My hymen, babies, teeth, a cyst, a mole, and hair.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Well the heaviest item lifted recently was the sofa. Also my ass off the sofa. And like...everything we own. It's all heavy when you have to move it. And the dog. I think she weighs 110 pounds now.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes, but never when I wanted to be. (Of course.)
************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Something not Christmas related.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Not after Uncle Billy Bob's digestive experience, not even for 100,000. I have second-hand trauma from that.
************DUMBOLOGY******************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. See, to me they're shower shoes. Since I only shower at home, I do it barefoot (like I do everything at home.) Shower shoes do not protect my feet when I go out, and I hate the way they feel like they're always about to fall off. I have no use for flip-flops. I scorn flip-flops.
Unless you're pregnant and your shoes stop fitting because your feet are swelled. And then flip flops are miles better than being barefoot and pregnant.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Define run-in. The last time we called them was because our neighbor's visitors stole our flat tire.
Last person you talked to?
Mr Moth.
Last person you hugged?
Zor
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
Season?
Normally fall, which signals an end to the heat. I am however anticipating spring this year with equal affection. COME ON SPRING!
Holiday?
Halloween
Day of the week?
They all suck equally during the school year.
Month?
Whenever school lets out.
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
Missing someone?
No.
Mood?
Resigned.
What are you listening to?
CBS Morning News.
Watching?
The computer screen.
Worrying about?
EVERYTHING, list to follow.
***************AINDOMOLOGY*****************
First place you went this morning?
The potty.
What's the last movie you saw?
I Am Sam
Do you smile often?
Yes, because I'm crazy.
QUESTIONS
1)Do you always answer your phone?
Rarely. I usually call people back ASAP. I think this is a control freak thing on my part.
2) You love...
Everything. Even most of the things I also hate.
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
A color. Any color! Let them be hazel or green or brown or gold...but a COLOR, dammit.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
The only thing I ever got at Sonic was a 99 cent banana split. It was so little and cute.
5) Do you own a digital camera?
Yes.
6)Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes. I used to have a shark that kept jumping out of its tank, so I let my second husband keep him (he had a bigger tank.) Also I had a beta in a big peanut butter jar--back when peanut butter jars were made of glass. I liked him because I could stash him in a dresser drawer for inspections when I wasn't supposed to have pets, and he was a very good listener!
7)Favorite Christmas song?
The Twelve Days After Christmas.
Click to view8) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
If everyone's healthy and nothing's broken, all my dreams will have come true. A laptop would be nice, however.
9) Can you do push ups?
We'll never know for sure, but I'm guessing NO.
10) Can you do a chin up?
See answer to #9 above.
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
There is only today.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
Yes. None spectacular, unless you count holding up a funeral for a half an hour during a snow storm waiting on the cops to come tell us it was okay to move our cars.
14) Do you have an accent?
Ask onegrapeshy who seemed to think I have more of an accent than our mutual friend from Texas. (Sheesh.)
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
I don't recall any songs making me cry.
16) Plans tonight?
Tonight is a long time away. Dinner, stress, packing, and TV are good bets however.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
I have hit rock bottom. Hooray for divorce.
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
I didn't buy anything, but I asked Mr Moth to pick up hamburger buns, Flexall, and baby asprins.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
Yes, and it was all a big smoke screen and killing flowers to make your ex-wife look bad to her co-workers makes me want to taser you!
20) Current worry?
Everything. List to follow.
21) Current hate right now?
All forms of frozen or freezing precipitation.
22) Met someone who changed your life?
Something seems to be missing from this question, which is more of a stray clause. Everyone changes everyone's life though, I think.
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
It was so memorable I forget.
24) What song represents you?
This question gets on my nerves. I'm not that into music.
25) Name three people who might complete this?
I have no clue.
26) What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.
27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Will the asswipes open school today? (And it seems the answer is yes.)