I signed up for
onegrapeshy's
mini August NaNo. My posts are probably going to get very dull.
Meanwhile, have some mothquotes.
Overheard from the vicinity of the cat's dish: "What are you, a cat or a tapeworm?"
Overheard from the vicinity of the computer and the phone (so hopefully he was talking to himself; I'm scared to ask): "Send my package or you're going to wake up and find my sweat-soaked underwear stuck to the inside of your windshield."
(Is it possible to have 8000% humidity? It seems it is.)