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[opheliahyde]

Pick any passage of 500 words or less from any fanfic I’ve written and comment with that selection to this post. I will then give you the equivalent of a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what’s going on in the character’s heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means

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[unavoidedcrisis]

brb reading ALL THE FIC to find a passage I want to see :D

[opheliahyde]

I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE ANY FANDOMS/SHIPS YOU LIKE /o\

[unavoidedcrisis]

I'LL FIND SOMETHING/GUILT YOU INTO WRITING SOMETHING I DO LIKE, OH HAY YOU'RE SIGNED UP FOR POLY BANG HINT HINT.

[opheliahyde]

DO YOUR WORST.

I AM CURIOUS: what do you even ship in A Song Of Ice and Fire?

[unavoidedcrisis]

I ship "holy shit, I need to reread these" mostly right now.

[probably spoilers, idek.]

Theon/Jon/Robb(/Arya) because why not, let's all go to hell. Brienne/Jaime like sweet hot buring. Arya/Gendry, Jon/Forever Alone For The Rest Of His Terrible Life, Dany/all the hot hand maidens, Sansa/Tyrion & Sansa/Hound, Catelyn/Beric hot corpse sex (I literally have no shame apparently), Ned/Catelyn, Catelyn/Cersei, Sansa/Cersei... Bran/Hodor. Yeah. Yeah let's ship that too. Because I CAN. Bran/that frog chick I never remember the name of/her brother. Never ship Rickon. Some shit is sacred, you know?

idk, ship fucking everything, let's do it.

[opheliahyde]

YOU SHOULD. I need to get my ass through ADWD, though I've read most of the Jon chapters because I'm me.

Some of these ships are good, some of these I judge you affectionately for. THIS LIST IS REALLY NOT AS BAD AS MINE. Mine has way more incest.

[unavoidedcrisis]

LOL that's only because CLEARLY incest is the best pairing. Theon/Asha, too. Nommmm. It's been a while since I read any of them, I am really starting to forget who's dead and whatnot. And whatever, there is nothing in that list to judge me for. IF YOU DON'T LIKE CORPSE SEX, WHY ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS.

[opheliahyde]

My pet theory that Jon is an incest baby from Brandon and Lyanna Stark, so ALL THE INCEST, REALLY. It's not the corpse sex that I judge you for, tbh. THAT SHIP NEVER OCCURRED TO ME, but I take no offense.

MY TENTATIVE LIST THAT KEEPS GROWING IS THIS: Jon/Robb, Robb/Jeyne, Jon/Robb/Jeyne, Jon/Ygritte, Jon/Jeyne, Ygritte/Jeyne, Jon/Robb/Jeyne/Ygritte, Jon/Val, Jon/Alys, Jon/Melisandre, Jon/Theon, Jaime/Cersei, Ned/Catelyn, Catelyn/Cersei, Renly/Loras, Sansa/Robb, Sansa/Jon, Jon/Robb/Sansa, Sansa/Petyr, Sansa/Sandor, Sansa/Willas, Sansa/Sam, Sansa/Mya, Sansa/Margaery, Sansa/Asha, Sansa/Dany, Dany/Viserys, Dany/Asha, Dany/Theon, Dany/Theon/Asha, Dany/Jorah, Dany/Doreah, Dany/Irri, Irri/Rakharo, Arya/Gendry, Bran/Meera, Sam/Gilly, Pyp/Grenn, Theon/Jeyne Poole, Asha/Theon, Asha/Qarl, Theon/Asha/Qarl, Brienne/Hyle, Stannis/Melisandre/Davos, Davos/Marya, Varys/Littlefinger, Brandon/Lyanna, Elia/Ashara, Elia/Oberyn, Arianne/Arys, Arianne/Tyene, Oberyn/Ellaria/Willas, Myrcella/Trystane.

[unavoidedcrisis]

I feel like either I am completely forgetting Jeyne or the show has made her out to be way more important than she was? idk idk.

MEERA, that was her name. A+.

I also feel like I need more Arya femmeslash. It's a thing.

[opheliahyde]

Jeyne was Robb's wife? The show kind of super messed up that relationship. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF MINOR CHARACTER FEELINGS AND A LOT OF ROBB STARK FEELINGS. I am a ridiculous person.

MEERA, YES. I love her.

I once read an Arya/OFC fic. It was very good. Though, I ship Sansa with ALL THE LADIES more.

[unavoidedcrisis]

Truuuue, I mostly ship Arya/violence.

Wasn't he supposed to marry some chick, but then he married another chick, and then Red Wedding?

[opheliahyde]

I ship Arya/Sansa's hugs, tbh.

Robb was betrothed to A Frey, he could pick any, but he got wounded taking Jeyne's castle and she stitched up his shoulder and took care of him and when he found out about Bran and Rickon's "deaths", they had sex and he married her, and the Lannisters and the Freys used it as an excuse for The Red Wedding.

[unavoidedcrisis]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Red Wedding :D #goingtohellforever #noseriouslyigiggledtheentiretime #probablyasicko

[scorpiod1]

Beric/Thoros tho (p.s. I agree with most things on this list)

[unavoidedcrisis]

PS, you're my best girl *__*

[scorpiod1]

*blushes* YOU ARE LOVELY but I am never around, how am I the best girl /o\