How many of THESE 8 restaurants would you go to?
Go here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-restaurants-designed-to-ruin-your-appetite/ and tell me which of these restaurants you would actually go to.
Me:
Me:
- Guo-Li-Zhuang: A Penis Buffet - No, sorry, no interest in digesting dicks.
- Cannibalistic Sushi - Lovely! Count me in! I can be handy with a scalpel! Now do I wanna eat a boy or a girl for dinner tonight?
- Dinner In The Sky - Next OB meet up? I seriously hope so! This looks to be my favorite restaurant off the list.
- Buns and Guns - um, sure, I guess. If I'm ever in Lebanon, that is.
- Modern Toilet - ummmmmmmmm..... As long as I have someone to dine and document the experience with me, ok. I'd also have to order some chocolate ice cream poop for dessert!!
- Eternity - Laaaame. Yeah, I'd go if someone paid for me but ruin your appetite?! C'mon! It's a freaking coffin restaurant, no worse than the church-themed Criston Cafe here in Osaka. (Plus, yeah, I've got vague goth tendencies but even that place looks too cheesy for me!)
- Fortezza Medicea - Sure. Dining with convicts sounds like fun. Well... in a strange sort of way. I'm down for it once.
- “Roppongi” - ?????!!!!! No. No. NO! Oh Japan! OHHHH JAAAAPAAAAN!! UGH! (not that I would ever get the opportunity, but, seriously!!!)