celebrity gossip...

[ophelia427]

I hear Demi is pregnant with Ashton's love child.

And speaking of Demi, [sort of] I also heard Bruce Willis is dating Lindsay Lohan. Any truth in that shit?

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[phaedrine]

I heard about Bruce and Lindsay, too. Ew.

[ophelia427]

I know, right? I hear she is a scant 2 years older than his oldest daughter...cradle rob much?

xoxo

[beeooll]

heard something on the radio about him having her pants down "so far you could see her lower back tattoo at a party."

lower back tattoos aren't normally that low. are they?

[ophelia427]

Hahah NO! But crack kills. Isaac calls those stipper tattoos.

xoxo

PS Beall's is having a sale!!!!!!!!

[whathisname]

The Olsen twins weren't available?

[ophelia427]

HAHAHAH no I think they are like, dating Jack Nicholson or Hugh Hefner...old dudes all around please!

xoxo

[hehateme2001]

Lindsey Lohan is going to be our generation's Jan Michael Vincent. Wait and see. She has disaster written all over her.

Hope you're doing well! I'm happy to see you in here again.

[ophelia427]

HAHAHHA I totally agree and there is sure nothing like a beautiful disaster. I feel so 311.

Did I tell you that I love you forever for further abbreviating Kat's famous "Whatevs" to "Wevs"? I mean...fucking brilliant, Jase.

xoxoxxo