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[opfern]

Verdammt mal. Am I always going to be this useless? Why can't I be cursed with super powers on a day they would actually be useful?!If it wasn't already plainly obvious, the explosion was in the subway. I don't know how many people were down there, and I'm not sure of the exact location underground, but I'm sure there are many who are going to

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[chrysopoeia]

In theory, yes, alchemy could be used. I'd need to see it first hand, though.

I'll head down and see what can be done.

[opfern]

Wait, I don't want you going down there! You could get hurt!

[chrysopoeia]

Oh, please! You forget who you're talking to here?

Besides, are you suggesting I send Al or the Colonel down there instead?

[opfern]

...I don't see why you can't send the Colonel! He's a seasoned soldier, and he knows alchemy!

[chrysopoeia]

...you want me to a send that pyromaniac down into a fire?

[opfern]

...

If you're going, I'll go with you. Maybe I can use these scrolls to help someone.

[chrysopoeia]

"Wait, I don't want you going down there! You could get hurt!" ...Right?

[opfern]

Exactly why I'm going with you! I can heal you if necessary!

[chrysopoeia]

Tch!

Fine, fine... Doesn't mean I'm happy with this, just so you know.

[opfern]

You're never happy with anything, Edward. Your complaints fall on deaf ears.

[chrysopoeia]

How well you know me. And don't tempt me to put those deaf ears of yours to the test...

[opfern]

Don't make me cut this rescue operation short! I do have a scroll that can put you to sleep, you know!

[chrysopoeia]

...got a scroll that can use alchemy in my place as well while you're at it?

[opfern]

My discount isn't that large.

[chrysopoeia]

Damn. Maybe next time, eh? Until then it looks like you're stuck with me!

[opfern]

...That I am.