Scary Crossover-ness!!
Ok, this is what comes of randomly searches people in fandom community's LJs that you don't even know...really smutily hilarious memes that you can end in really weird crossovers...
I'm not picking these people for any certain reason besides the fact I want to see how hilarious they end up.
Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
1. Andrew (BTVS)
2. Jack Sparrow (POTC)
3. Spike (BTVS)
4. Angelus (BTVS)
5. Elizabeth Swann (POTC)
6. Buffy (BTVS)
7. Drusilla (BTVS)
8. Norrington (POTC)
9. Davy Jones (POTC)
10. Tia Dalma (POTC)
11. Xander (BTVS)
12. Ragetti (POTC - the wooden eyed dude)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Buffy/Xander - No, actually I haven't. Not particularly. There's plenty though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Evil Angelus - A hell of a lot hotter than his broody counterpart
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ragetti and...Norrington?....not physically possible
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Davy Jones? Haha, there's an entire community of them.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hm...it'd be amusing. Hehe. Sparrow/Buffy
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hm...Elizabeth and Jones would be amusing
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Drusilla would probably insist on joining in with Ragetti and Jack - though I have to wonder why Jack would be fucking Ragetti. Thought that was Pintel's job
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Spike/Tia Dalma? Wow. This is going to suck, but oh well. Willow's playing with dimensions, Spike's watching Pirates and Willow accidentally opens up a portal in the world of pirates. Spike gets all suckied into it and right into Tia Dalma's cabin...yeah, this is not going to happen.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No....and I don't want there to be. Andrew/Norrington? No...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
An Eye For An Eye? *cackles* Yeah, I know, soo cheesy but *snickers*
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Angelus to deflower Andrew? Wow, what plot device wouldn't work? He needs a plot device to deflower someone?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Probably Drusilla/Darla
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yep. Spike/Buffy-ness abounds
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
haha oh yes. My flist loves the Xander
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jack/Angelus/Elizabeth - haha. I'd read it, but...I doubt it.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tia Dalma? I'm going to go with "something I can't understand"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Norrington? Hmm...Requiem For A Dream for title alone. If it has to have lyrics then I don't know off the top of my head.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Andrew/Buffy/Ragetti? Wow. Unsanitary, kinky, and side-burstingly funny?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Jack to use on Tia? Hehe. Jack has bad pick up lines so I'm not even going to try to fathom what he'd use.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Read some Sparrabeth the other day
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Buffy? Chains, fangs, and doing what she thinks is wrong.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine?
Haha. Xander shag Davy Jones? I don't think so.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Spike and Dru? Hehe. I think they go back and forth personally.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, let me get this straight. Andrew and Davy Jones are together, then Davy runs off with Angelus. Andrew gets it on with Xander and then tries to make it work with Ragetti, then Elizabeth tells him to go and screw Spike already and everybody lives happily ever after? Holy shit. "Beasts of Burden" - and I'm sure a good portion would read it just out of morbid curiousity. Including me. and I really don't know who'd be willing to write it, but if anyone volunteers I'll have a very great respect for you and your sense of humor. And love you forever just for daring to do it.
And let's do that again, shall we? Let's really mix it up now. Half male, half female. Completely random.
1. Christine (Phantom of the Opera)
2. Buffy (BTVS)
3. Elizabeth (POTC)
4. Drusilla (BTVS)
5. Evey (V For Vendetta)
6. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
7. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
8. Spike (BTVS)
9. Jack Sparrow (POTC)
10. Angelus (BTVS)
11. V (V For Vendetta)
12. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Bellatrix & V? Haha, no, but that would actually be fun.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Drusilla? She's pretty, but no.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirius & Spike? Not Possible, but if they shagged it'd be amusing
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Jack Sparrow? 10 billion
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Buffy & Bella? Hehe, I dunno...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Evey/Jack or Evey/Angelus? Hm...not sure. Interesting to think about though. Maybe Jack...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Erik walked in on Buffy and Sirius fucking? Haha. Analyzation?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Elizabeth/Angelus? Well, AU in the most plausable time being the 18th century. Angelus meets her briefly while she's at port aboard the Pearl in Ireland, before being turned and then comes across her after but she, being smart, catches on and he has to avoid her. I don't know, I'd have to think about this one. Lots of complications and I'd have to figure out whether she's with Will or Jack or...wow, this is actually forcing itself upon my brain.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Christine/Spike? No...but we can always make it Christine/William in the 19th century and it would make pretty damn good sense if someone wanted to write it...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Erik/Sirius? Hm...wow. I...huh. I'm drawing a blank for that one.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Drusilla doesn't need a plot device. But they're both in the same time period so it's quite simple to say Drusilla and Spike went to Paris and deflowered her together. With lots of blood, of course.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Erik? Hm...I've seen some Erik/Persian stuff floating about...
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yep. Plenty of Sparrabeth and Willabeth fans about.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
V? Hm...possibly.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Buffy/Drusilla/Evey? Kinky crossover femslash? Probably.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Angelus - depends who he's shagging.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Spike? Oh there's too many Spike songs. Which season?
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Christine/Bella/Sirius? Incest, black magic, the ruination of a young victorian blonde with a dark side, and weird crossover-ness?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy to use on Angelus? "I'm the slayer ask me how?" is entirely over done but it's undoubtedly relevent.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Eh, I read some Evey/V a week ago.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
The dark mark. And wizards with long wands. Sorry, I couldn't help it.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine?
V shag Jack? Eh...not likely.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Elizabeth and Erik? ....Hm. Erik.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Ok. Christine and Jack are all "lady and the tramp" and then Jack runs off with Drusilla to have insane shagging romps and probably end up vampiric. Christine's all depressed so she ends up, fittingly, shagging V and then leaves him for a brief and argumentive tumble with Sirius Black. Then Evey tells her to give up shagging men - especially hers - and go run off with Elizabeth and it's all hugs, puppies, lesbian sex, and probably (vam)pirate threesomes/foursomes? Hm. "Of ladies, rogues, and debauchery" or something as blatantly insinuative. Plenty of people would probably read it for the same reason of "morbid curiousity" and blatant smut. And this is even more of a "anyone who has the guts to write this I will love forever".
I'm not picking these people for any certain reason besides the fact I want to see how hilarious they end up.
Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
1. Andrew (BTVS)
2. Jack Sparrow (POTC)
3. Spike (BTVS)
4. Angelus (BTVS)
5. Elizabeth Swann (POTC)
6. Buffy (BTVS)
7. Drusilla (BTVS)
8. Norrington (POTC)
9. Davy Jones (POTC)
10. Tia Dalma (POTC)
11. Xander (BTVS)
12. Ragetti (POTC - the wooden eyed dude)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Buffy/Xander - No, actually I haven't. Not particularly. There's plenty though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Evil Angelus - A hell of a lot hotter than his broody counterpart
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ragetti and...Norrington?....not physically possible
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Davy Jones? Haha, there's an entire community of them.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hm...it'd be amusing. Hehe. Sparrow/Buffy
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hm...Elizabeth and Jones would be amusing
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Drusilla would probably insist on joining in with Ragetti and Jack - though I have to wonder why Jack would be fucking Ragetti. Thought that was Pintel's job
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Spike/Tia Dalma? Wow. This is going to suck, but oh well. Willow's playing with dimensions, Spike's watching Pirates and Willow accidentally opens up a portal in the world of pirates. Spike gets all suckied into it and right into Tia Dalma's cabin...yeah, this is not going to happen.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
No....and I don't want there to be. Andrew/Norrington? No...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
An Eye For An Eye? *cackles* Yeah, I know, soo cheesy but *snickers*
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Angelus to deflower Andrew? Wow, what plot device wouldn't work? He needs a plot device to deflower someone?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Probably Drusilla/Darla
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yep. Spike/Buffy-ness abounds
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
haha oh yes. My flist loves the Xander
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jack/Angelus/Elizabeth - haha. I'd read it, but...I doubt it.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tia Dalma? I'm going to go with "something I can't understand"
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Norrington? Hmm...Requiem For A Dream for title alone. If it has to have lyrics then I don't know off the top of my head.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Andrew/Buffy/Ragetti? Wow. Unsanitary, kinky, and side-burstingly funny?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Jack to use on Tia? Hehe. Jack has bad pick up lines so I'm not even going to try to fathom what he'd use.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Read some Sparrabeth the other day
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Buffy? Chains, fangs, and doing what she thinks is wrong.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine?
Haha. Xander shag Davy Jones? I don't think so.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Spike and Dru? Hehe. I think they go back and forth personally.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, let me get this straight. Andrew and Davy Jones are together, then Davy runs off with Angelus. Andrew gets it on with Xander and then tries to make it work with Ragetti, then Elizabeth tells him to go and screw Spike already and everybody lives happily ever after? Holy shit. "Beasts of Burden" - and I'm sure a good portion would read it just out of morbid curiousity. Including me. and I really don't know who'd be willing to write it, but if anyone volunteers I'll have a very great respect for you and your sense of humor. And love you forever just for daring to do it.
And let's do that again, shall we? Let's really mix it up now. Half male, half female. Completely random.
1. Christine (Phantom of the Opera)
2. Buffy (BTVS)
3. Elizabeth (POTC)
4. Drusilla (BTVS)
5. Evey (V For Vendetta)
6. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)
7. Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
8. Spike (BTVS)
9. Jack Sparrow (POTC)
10. Angelus (BTVS)
11. V (V For Vendetta)
12. Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Bellatrix & V? Haha, no, but that would actually be fun.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Drusilla? She's pretty, but no.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirius & Spike? Not Possible, but if they shagged it'd be amusing
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Jack Sparrow? 10 billion
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Buffy & Bella? Hehe, I dunno...
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Evey/Jack or Evey/Angelus? Hm...not sure. Interesting to think about though. Maybe Jack...
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Erik walked in on Buffy and Sirius fucking? Haha. Analyzation?
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Elizabeth/Angelus? Well, AU in the most plausable time being the 18th century. Angelus meets her briefly while she's at port aboard the Pearl in Ireland, before being turned and then comes across her after but she, being smart, catches on and he has to avoid her. I don't know, I'd have to think about this one. Lots of complications and I'd have to figure out whether she's with Will or Jack or...wow, this is actually forcing itself upon my brain.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Christine/Spike? No...but we can always make it Christine/William in the 19th century and it would make pretty damn good sense if someone wanted to write it...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Erik/Sirius? Hm...wow. I...huh. I'm drawing a blank for that one.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Drusilla doesn't need a plot device. But they're both in the same time period so it's quite simple to say Drusilla and Spike went to Paris and deflowered her together. With lots of blood, of course.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Erik? Hm...I've seen some Erik/Persian stuff floating about...
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yep. Plenty of Sparrabeth and Willabeth fans about.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
V? Hm...possibly.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Buffy/Drusilla/Evey? Kinky crossover femslash? Probably.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Angelus - depends who he's shagging.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Spike? Oh there's too many Spike songs. Which season?
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Christine/Bella/Sirius? Incest, black magic, the ruination of a young victorian blonde with a dark side, and weird crossover-ness?
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy to use on Angelus? "I'm the slayer ask me how?" is entirely over done but it's undoubtedly relevent.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Eh, I read some Evey/V a week ago.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
The dark mark. And wizards with long wands. Sorry, I couldn't help it.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine?
V shag Jack? Eh...not likely.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Elizabeth and Erik? ....Hm. Erik.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with eleven and a brief unhappy affair with twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Ok. Christine and Jack are all "lady and the tramp" and then Jack runs off with Drusilla to have insane shagging romps and probably end up vampiric. Christine's all depressed so she ends up, fittingly, shagging V and then leaves him for a brief and argumentive tumble with Sirius Black. Then Evey tells her to give up shagging men - especially hers - and go run off with Elizabeth and it's all hugs, puppies, lesbian sex, and probably (vam)pirate threesomes/foursomes? Hm. "Of ladies, rogues, and debauchery" or something as blatantly insinuative. Plenty of people would probably read it for the same reason of "morbid curiousity" and blatant smut. And this is even more of a "anyone who has the guts to write this I will love forever".