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*saunters up to his operating station, whistling the Andy Griffith theme*
*plucks his headset up from his console and slaps it on his head*
*pauses, then rubs his thumb and forefinger together, absently wondering why they're slightly greasy*
*dismisses the thought, kicks his feet up, and leans back in his chair while clasping his hands behind his head*
*stops whistling momentarily, then looks around*
*looks down at his lap*
*pats his crotch lovingly*
I'm ba-a-ack.
*plucks his headset up from his console and slaps it on his head*
*pauses, then rubs his thumb and forefinger together, absently wondering why they're slightly greasy*
*dismisses the thought, kicks his feet up, and leans back in his chair while clasping his hands behind his head*
*stops whistling momentarily, then looks around*
*looks down at his lap*
*pats his crotch lovingly*
I'm ba-a-ack.