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Hey y'all silly bitches. Tonight, my good friend charge_0 (Jen) wasn't feeling well, so I made up a bedtime story for her. Things... got weird.
Title Brave, Brave Sir Donowitz
Rating PG (crack!fic)
Fandom Inglourious Basterds
Characters Donny, Aldo, Utivich, Hellstrom, Zoller, Hitler, Hirschberg (sort of); Nan (myself) and Jen.
Pairing Donny/Utivich, Aldo/Donny
Summery Sir Donowitz and his mission to rescue the beautiful Lady Smitty.