Nadia Santos's Mission Report
Nadia's Missions
I decided to make this a little more fun instead of normal mission recap...so i've done it in the form of a diary (Nadia's POV btw)
i hope this is ok...sorry if it isnt funny or helpful for some people...it was done in a hurry hehe
contains some mild swearing and excessive exclamation marks
Been asked by nice women at the Argentian Intelligence to go undercover at this woman's correction institute...so far i have counted 24 pills in that glass and 547 ceiling tiles...important information
Well some crazy chick came over to me telling me i am her sister and weird shit like that...so hell why not? I decided that this was true and kicked some booty to save her life...go me
Well i met my dad and he kidnapped me and injected me with this goo which made me write stuff and then i forgave him and we are going to this father and daughter bonding camp thing...cool!!!
So im having a good time and then i get a call saying my sister is in trouble. So i go put on a low cut top, snog a guard and rescue me sis from a big mouthful of water...dont i feel nice about myself
So found out someone popped my mummy's clogs...gonna kill that son of a bitch...grrrrr
FOUND HIM!!!! See My Grrrrrrr face...im a bad ass
Last night i inflitrated a party at sis's house...met a cute guy...am thinking dirty thoughts
Am thinking what i could do with that maids outfit after i've finished the mission....mmmmm
OMGSHUTUP!!!!!!1111 I P!WN THIS GAME!!!
Me and m'sis got wet today...i saw a manta ray...i like manta rays...
I got F*cking shot!!!!! It hurt...though Weiss made it up to me :D
Stuck in a frickin van today...only counted 7 panels but there was 4 floor tiles to make it up :)
I got told off by the guys at tech support today because i damaged the shiny, orange car they lent me...shame
OLD SKOOL!!! And i so would of got away with it if i hadn't of been caught *sighs*
Saved sis's ass again...met the ex again...was slightly uncomfortable but it was ok once he removed the aim of his gun from sis
Had bad hair day today
I OWN5D the boy's ass's!!!
*sighs*
See me strut...the 2 sexy guards by my side...oh yer i own your asses!!!
Bit boring today...wore a sweet earpiece though
How sweet are we? So cute :D
Found my dad covered in blood and standing next a giant red ball...oh well
met with other auntorphange mistress at airport...
Had dinner with other auntorphange mistress and weiss <3
Check out my concerned face...i am concerned
Invaded my dad's dreams...as you do
FLASHBACK!!! Lets find Rambaldi stuff *yawns* father and daughter bonding trip my ass!!!
Gave Dixon and Sis a hand looking for evil aunt...didn't find her...damm!!
Found and FINALLY met my mum...was a good day
Flown into the center of Moscow...i rule...saw that red ball again..pretty
Saved sis's ass once again by getting the train moving...such a good sister
Found My aunt and got tortured by her...i have one messed up family
Call me Dawn....Dawn of the Dead
I'm awake and wondering if daddy dearest betrayed me...nope...just found some clothes of mine...awesome!
WTF!!1 OWWWWW...Today was NOT a good day...my father pushed my through a glass table in favour of a 16th century guy...this is the stuff of oprah!!
I'm back being catatonic again...cept i can only see black...no ceiling tiles this time...oh well
I so totally freaked dad out!!! Haha...sat next to a rather attractive table lamp today...shame i cant take it
Watched as my father became immortal in the blood of a 16th century dude...i've had weirder days...saw the red ball again <3
I walked my non corporeal ass out on dad...haha...git
I decided to make this a little more fun instead of normal mission recap...so i've done it in the form of a diary (Nadia's POV btw)
i hope this is ok...sorry if it isnt funny or helpful for some people...it was done in a hurry hehe
contains some mild swearing and excessive exclamation marks
Been asked by nice women at the Argentian Intelligence to go undercover at this woman's correction institute...so far i have counted 24 pills in that glass and 547 ceiling tiles...important information
Well some crazy chick came over to me telling me i am her sister and weird shit like that...so hell why not? I decided that this was true and kicked some booty to save her life...go me
Well i met my dad and he kidnapped me and injected me with this goo which made me write stuff and then i forgave him and we are going to this father and daughter bonding camp thing...cool!!!
So im having a good time and then i get a call saying my sister is in trouble. So i go put on a low cut top, snog a guard and rescue me sis from a big mouthful of water...dont i feel nice about myself
So found out someone popped my mummy's clogs...gonna kill that son of a bitch...grrrrr
FOUND HIM!!!! See My Grrrrrrr face...im a bad ass
Last night i inflitrated a party at sis's house...met a cute guy...am thinking dirty thoughts
Am thinking what i could do with that maids outfit after i've finished the mission....mmmmm
OMGSHUTUP!!!!!!1111 I P!WN THIS GAME!!!
Me and m'sis got wet today...i saw a manta ray...i like manta rays...
I got F*cking shot!!!!! It hurt...though Weiss made it up to me :D
Stuck in a frickin van today...only counted 7 panels but there was 4 floor tiles to make it up :)
I got told off by the guys at tech support today because i damaged the shiny, orange car they lent me...shame
OLD SKOOL!!! And i so would of got away with it if i hadn't of been caught *sighs*
Saved sis's ass again...met the ex again...was slightly uncomfortable but it was ok once he removed the aim of his gun from sis
Had bad hair day today
I OWN5D the boy's ass's!!!
*sighs*
See me strut...the 2 sexy guards by my side...oh yer i own your asses!!!
Bit boring today...wore a sweet earpiece though
How sweet are we? So cute :D
Found my dad covered in blood and standing next a giant red ball...oh well
met with other auntorphange mistress at airport...
Had dinner with other auntorphange mistress and weiss <3
Check out my concerned face...i am concerned
Invaded my dad's dreams...as you do
FLASHBACK!!! Lets find Rambaldi stuff *yawns* father and daughter bonding trip my ass!!!
Gave Dixon and Sis a hand looking for evil aunt...didn't find her...damm!!
Found and FINALLY met my mum...was a good day
Flown into the center of Moscow...i rule...saw that red ball again..pretty
Saved sis's ass once again by getting the train moving...such a good sister
Found My aunt and got tortured by her...i have one messed up family
Call me Dawn....Dawn of the Dead
I'm awake and wondering if daddy dearest betrayed me...nope...just found some clothes of mine...awesome!
WTF!!1 OWWWWW...Today was NOT a good day...my father pushed my through a glass table in favour of a 16th century guy...this is the stuff of oprah!!
I'm back being catatonic again...cept i can only see black...no ceiling tiles this time...oh well
I so totally freaked dad out!!! Haha...sat next to a rather attractive table lamp today...shame i cant take it
Watched as my father became immortal in the blood of a 16th century dude...i've had weirder days...saw the red ball again <3
I walked my non corporeal ass out on dad...haha...git