detroit rock city vs. carina's life: a comparative analysis

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Things Jam, Hawk, Trip and Lex went through to see Gene Simmons

1. Tickets got burned by Jam's mom
2. Trip skipped class to phone in a radio contest and wins tickets
3. Broke Jam out of Catholic school & gave the priest shrooms
4. Gets into a fight with disco-loving "guidos" and "stellas"
5. Tickets get forfeited because Trip accidentally hung up the phone
6. Car gets stolen
7. Lex sneaks in backstage but gets found out
8. Hawk joins a strip contest and loses (also pukes his brains out)
9. Hawk whores himself out to an older woman
10. Trip gets in a fight with a kid, gets bullied into stealing from the convenience store and inadvertently saves it from an actual burglar
11. Jam loses his virginity to a classmate in a confessional
12. Lex takes on the car thiefs with street dogs
13. They beat themselves up
14. They get tickets (miraculously!1)

Things Carina went through to see Gene Simmons

1. Get off bus
2. See long line outside 7-11
3. Buy an energy drink & line up outside
4. Wait five minutes

Gene Simmons: So, where's home?
Carina: The Philippines.
Gene Simmons: Oh, Ma-nee-la!

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1 you must watch it for yourself because it is an incredible, loltastic film!