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the ever wonderous exploits of Emme & Sam...
Emme: you know you have to pay child support, right?
Sam: yeah I know...
Emme: mmk, don't make me take your ass to judge judy
Sam: how much this gon' cost me?
Emme: why you thinkin bout that? don't chu luh me?
Sam: yeeeah I luh yous but yous already talkin bout chile support
Emme: nigga please
Sam: woman, don' make me bitch slap yo ass
Emme: But I luh you!
Sam: an yous gon luh me jus as much after I kick yo ass
Emme: you know you have to pay child support, right?
Sam: yeah I know...
Emme: mmk, don't make me take your ass to judge judy
Sam: how much this gon' cost me?
Emme: why you thinkin bout that? don't chu luh me?
Sam: yeeeah I luh yous but yous already talkin bout chile support
Emme: nigga please
Sam: woman, don' make me bitch slap yo ass
Emme: But I luh you!
Sam: an yous gon luh me jus as much after I kick yo ass